- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a joke.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

guest what i love pancakes

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why can't jokes spit?

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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