How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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