- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Politics

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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