- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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