What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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