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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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