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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

a man walked into a bar....

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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