What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Lindsay Lohan

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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