- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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