What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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