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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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