i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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well now

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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