- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Bumsniffer

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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