who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Womans baksetball...

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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seek beauty

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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