- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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