"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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