What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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A black man comes home from work.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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