Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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