Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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9/11

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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c:

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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