- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

a man walked into a bar....

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What can fly? Lots of things

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

penis haha

Punching a baby

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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