- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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