What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Two planes walk into an office building

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Do your parents know you're gay?

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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