What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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