Shea's sty....

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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watch a i d s left

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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