- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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