- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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