- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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