There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

THE GAME

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is the meaning of life? 42

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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