- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what are three short words? i a am

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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