P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

your mom

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why dont they make black forks

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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