- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A women in the kitchen.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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