how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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