That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A kid has no friends.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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