How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

who is awesome? no one...

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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