hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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