- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Women's rights.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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