like most people my age. im 27

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Barack Obama.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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