Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

minorities

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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