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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith