What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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