Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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nipple

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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