which one is easiest

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Bitch

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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