- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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