Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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