- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Once upon a time, The end.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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