How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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