What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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this is not a joke.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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