Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Racial equality.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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