A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

You know what's cool? Yep.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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