- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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