- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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