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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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