A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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im gey

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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you first

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Wanna here a good joke?

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