- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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