Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

I can count to potato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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