Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Women's Rights.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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