- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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