- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Stop Spam Read Books

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

YOLO

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.