What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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