What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Anti Joke

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