- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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