what's white and sticky semen

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YOLO

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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have safe sex

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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