Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Obamacare

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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