- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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