Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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your mom

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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