Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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