- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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