Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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homosexuals are gay

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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feminism

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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