- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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