- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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