Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

I once did something.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Vagina.

KONY 2012

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

My Boyfriend

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

This sentence is a lie.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Anti Joke

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