- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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