Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A: Do you like it B: No

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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