- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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