Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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what's white and sticky semen

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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YOLO

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A midget walked under a bar.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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