- Anti Joke

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint