what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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