Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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