- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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