- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Happy Monday!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Women's professional sports

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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