How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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child labor

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Who is John Galt?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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