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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

epic win?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Tommy got neutered.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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