How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Anti Joke

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