Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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guest what i love pancakes

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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