- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Who wants water? I do.

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