- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's the deal with brown?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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