- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

23

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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