man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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well now

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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