- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

That's what SHE said!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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