- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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