Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Praise Paisley

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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