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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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