So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

My penis is big... not.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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