- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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