How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -34

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -36

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

thumb_up thumb_down -36

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops