Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Trump will make America great again.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Joesph Triphook.

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