- Anti Joke

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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