- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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