- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

I have an erection My mom!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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hard cheese

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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